Hot-shave Carl
Ever meet a Ring Leader without a mustache that was worth a damn?
Teaching people how to comb it over for 40 years.
Hot-shave Carl held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, October 19, 2007 to Saturday, October 20, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Ring Leader to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Pro Swimmer.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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Wonder Rind
Ten times harder than the hardest cheese. No grate can tolerate its indestructible composition! Or, for that matter, its musical or literary compositions.