The Pro Swimmer held the coveted title of Current Champ from Saturday, October 20, 2007 to Sunday, October 21, 2007, heartily vanquishing Hot-shave Carl to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Chlorinatrix.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…