Betty Luke
Gettin' by just fine without any taste.
She don't mean no harm. But, nevertheless...
Betty Luke held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, October 25, 2007 to Thursday, October 25, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Taste Burglar to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Alco-Hal.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
A Random Hero!
The Aching Head
Loud sounds send him into an uncontrollable rage. Yelling for help will only further provoke him.