The Detour Raptor

The Detour Raptor

Finding you a safer way.

He sprints from construction site to pothole helping folks save time and damages. Oh and he might tear out your larynx along the way too.

The Detour Raptor held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, October 29, 2007 to Monday, October 29, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Pothole to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Asteroid.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I'd trust him.

    Hanna | [ a ]

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