The Magma Carta
Limits the rights of the Monarchy, while instantly vaporizing plastic.
Creates AND lights its own Parliaments.
The Magma Carta held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 31, 2007 to Wednesday, October 31, 2007, heartily vanquishing Queen Zip of the Loch to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Iron Cabinet.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
A Random Hero!
Lassy
Rescues kids in danger "Bark! Bark!" "What is it, girl? Bobby, Susie, Tommy, Billy, Timmy and Sally are stuck in a sweat shop sewing Jonas Brothers bracelets? Good girl, let's go!"