Phillip LePhipp
Competitive Burgling World-Record Holder (1998-Present)
There's nothing he can't pilfer... especially if it wins him a new trophy!
Phillip LePhipp held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, November 01, 2007 to Thursday, November 01, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Iron Cabinet to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Screamin' Sara Jenkins.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
A Random Hero!
The Singing Swan
Delays the inevitable with his amazing voice. It is not only indecent, but actually illegal to end a party while a swan is singing. Doubly so if the swan sounds just like Burt Bacharach.