Over Protective Parent held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, November 02, 2007 to Monday, November 05, 2007, heartily vanquishing Fun Uncle Stu to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Doug, The Slacker Next Door.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Superest Store is open! The Superest Store has opened just in time for summer. Why wash your car with a dirty old rag when you can use a brand new Superest shirt?