Over Protective Parent

Over Protective Parent

Never leaves its children alone.

Despite being a hideous freak, it can still manage to home school its many children and make them wear life jackets at all times.

Over Protective Parent held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, November 02, 2007 to Monday, November 05, 2007, heartily vanquishing Fun Uncle Stu to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Doug, The Slacker Next Door.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. The more I look at this one, the more hilarious the uniboob becomes

    Caroline | [ a ]
  2. I know. The uni-boob is so much more efficient. What's that second one even for anyway?

    sutter | [ a ]
  3. Component redundancy or twins.

    Vercalos | [ a ]

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The Sexy Zookeeper

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Highest "Mating-In-Captivity" success rate amongst all the nation's zoos. SWAT! SMACK! All that chirping and buzzing was ruining Tim's coming-of-age.