Doug, The Slacker Next Door

Doug, The Slacker Next Door

Instantly charms all oppressed teenage girls.

Will steal your daughter's love from you!

Doug, The Slacker Next Door held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, November 05, 2007 to Monday, November 05, 2007, heartily vanquishing Over Protective Parent to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Charismatic Recruiter.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator John Martz.


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Hey, my parents HATED this guy! I still miss him. (sniff)

    Christina | [ a ]
  2. He WAS a dreamboat. Remember that old Mustang of his that he never fixed up?

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  3. Yeah. It got impounded when he was caught driving while high. It was sold at a police auction for $32.

    Vercalos | [ a ]
  4. He grabbed your ass in front of your parents.

    emerson | [ a ]

A Random Hero!

File Cake

File Cake

Sneaks in the files — breaks out the felons. With File Cake's baked-in iron formula, The Warden will soon have a lot less inmates to worry about.