
Doug, The Slacker Next Door held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, November 05, 2007 to Monday, November 05, 2007, heartily vanquishing Over Protective Parent to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Charismatic Recruiter.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator John Martz.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Sneaks in the files — breaks out the felons. With File Cake's baked-in iron formula, The Warden will soon have a lot less inmates to worry about.