Blind Neddie
He is worthless to the armed forces.
Frustrating recruiters everywhere.
Blind Neddie held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, November 05, 2007 to Tuesday, November 06, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Charismatic Recruiter to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Obstacle Force.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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The Old Schoolmate
Easily tears down any self-esteem built up since High School. Still has "Homecoming King: 1961, 1962, 1963" listed on his resume.