Over-exposes film with his penetrative Glowbobeam™.

What's that noise? Why, Silent Film Director, weeping over his lost masterpieces.

Glowbo held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, November 13, 2007 to Tuesday, November 13, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Silent Film Director to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Shiv Cactus.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Pick in private, praise in public! I am well pleased, that the esteemed authors of the superest of superheroes got back to the real super duper quality. Thank You, gentlemen. Keep up the good work!

    hufnor | [ a ]
  2. This is probably my favourite one by Kevin. Except for maybe the professional burgerlar, and The Ring Leader. Great site. I've started to play this with my friends. Fun fo the whole family!

    IGPDavid | [ a ]
  3. Samurai jack style, me likey! But what could vaniquish such a power?

    Luke | [ a ]
  4. i love the texture and style of this one. take that, d.w. griffith.

    wayne | [ a ]
  5. The Gaffer! might be able to help...

    Mike | [ a ]
  6. Perhaps DigiVid, the savior of filmed films on the brink of destruction could prevail. S/he can instantly digitally record anything to a medium immune to the ravages of overexposure. And also dispense ice cream. Just because.

    Jake | [ a ]
  7. How strange... I'd expect the Silent Film Director to weep, you know, silently.

    Isaac Cates | [ a ]
  8. Apparently, he got whooped so bad, that he can never be silent AGAIN!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  9. Something to do with lead shielding, or DarkSuckerMan -- ...

    landline | [ a ]
  10. Adding the "vanquished" to the description (with the flourish) is a nice touch. ♥

    fluffy | [ a ]
  11. Vanquished by: The Depressing Poet.
    Can find darkness in Any situation

    Zach | [ a ]
  12. This is great. One of my favorites.

    Rob | [ a ]
  13. Take that, Birth of a Nation!

    Esther | [ a ]
  14. I had no idea this was your drawing Kev.
    I really like this style.
    It's nice to see you play up some new styles like this!

    Very cool!

    Niff | [ a ]
  15. The sad thing is, I had to watch the entirety of 'Birth of a Nation' in my US History class the very same day you posted this Hero. Cause everyone loves 3-hour long silent movies!

    Alex B | [ a ]
  16. Hey... was that you sitting in front of me, scribbling in your notebook? Isn't Mr. Olivetti a weiner!?

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

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The Tipper

The Tipper

Upsets the off-balance. Remember all those flamingos injured at the zoo? This is that guy.