Glowbo held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, November 13, 2007 to Tuesday, November 13, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Silent Film Director to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Shiv Cactus.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
They love you and leave you... for dead. You can't be a martyr without dying — no matter how much tri-phosphorus preservamate you contain.