The Stork Orc

The Stork Orc

Him terminate birth in that theological grey area.

Baby New Year won't even make it out of diapers.

The Stork Orc held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, November 16, 2007 to Monday, November 19, 2007, heartily vanquishing Baby New Year to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of d20.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Ian Corey.


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Messed up...

    Nice entry though... took it in an unexpected direction.

    Nick V | [ a ]
  2. This is the expurgated version... I remember seeing a previous posting a while ago.

    Dave Bastian | [ a ]
  3. Wow, this is an unexpected turn of events. Definitely the most out there addition to the battle so far.
    To be honest, I'm not even sure I fully understand it, but I know I still like it :)

    Linsel | [ a ]
  4. Let me guess Dave, the original had the Orc wielding a wire hangar instead of a dirk? :P

    Alexander Curtis | [ a ]
  5. Okay, this one made me laugh out loud for a good minute. It takes a lot to make me go audible with humor appreciation.

    fluffy | [ a ]
  6. Heh. No, nothing that harsh. Same illo (just darker background). The tagline was different, making reference to Roe v. Wade.

    Dave Bastian | [ a ]
  7. Or perhaps having him giving a call to ollllll Dr. Martin to the gut?

    mark Vestibule | [ a ]
  8. Holy crap! Superest goes evil.... :)

    dd | [ a ]
  9. Dave Bastian: I had uploaded the original and then noticed the strict requirements Kevin had sent me. I conformed and re-upp'ed it.

    : I got set up to draw a character that will defeat a baby. Yeah, I'm the psycho.

    Glad I could blow everyone's minds.
    íViva la Superest!

    Ian | [ a ]
  10. You could have had somebody singing the kid a lullaby, but instead there will be a headline somewhere: "THE SUPEREST KILLS BABIES." :P

    Dave Bastian | [ a ]
  11. Incredible! Love it.

    blipple bloop blop | [ a ]
  12. This guy doesn't really do anything to counter the "New Year" aspect of the late BNY, though.


    "A single year is nothing... to the Banzai Babysitter!"

    L | [ a ]
  13. his stork hat looks like the minish cap

    MINOKAWA | [ a ]
  14. your orc looks sad. perhaps he's a remorseful baby-killer. that makes it less evil... right?

    love the stork hat, btw

    martha | [ a ]
  15. it's just awesome

    nogre | [ a ]
  16. I've dug this site since the beginning. I've made it Favicon of the Day for today. Congrats.

    Real Life Pixel | [ a ]
  17. Where I'm at, the Stork Orc just looks like one of Dick Cheney's hunting accident's targets.

    Mack | [ a ]
  18. I don't think he knows sad or remorseful. He just knows storks are delicious.

    Ian | [ a ]
  19. He isn't really that evil. He kills the stork ::before it can bring the baby to the mother. So he really does nothing to the babies you see!

    Trunk | [ a ]
  20. Trunk's got it. The "victim" babies are usually raised by wolves and become entertainment industry attorneys.

    IANCOREY | [ a ]
  21. Wolves are vicious, but not as backstabbing as lawyers.

    Vercalos | [ a ]

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