
Capn' Skard held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, November 20, 2007 to Wednesday, November 21, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Floor Kraken to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Dr. Empathy.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Uses any rings he can find for his games. Holy Holer's halo should be perfect for jilting people out of their money two dollars at a time.