Capn' Skard

Capn' Skard

His sole mission in life is to avenge his partner's Kraken death!

Tis' been many a year but finally Parched Pete can rest in peace off the starboard bow of his life boat on t'other side of this life.

Capn' Skard held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, November 20, 2007 to Wednesday, November 21, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Floor Kraken to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Dr. Empathy.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Aw, man! Awesome captain!
    Meloves the hairstyle.

    iancorey | [ a ]
  2. But that's only because HE is the *real* killer!!!...

    Dz | [ a ]
  3. That is quite the mighty looking Cleft there.

    Dark Riffs | [ a ]
  4. Did anybody else read it as his mate's name was Kraken?

    steve | [ a ]
  5. Yeah, kinda ambiguous...

    Nickers | [ a ]
  6. Not TOO ambiguous - it's just missing the apostrophe to make "mates" possessive.

    But, that's how it is for Sea Captains wrestling with complex emotional turmoil — they can't trust their own instincts. Especially about punctuation.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  7. Sole Mission”
    Are you becoming the master of the pun Sutter?

    kevin | [ a ]
  8. Man. it's like english clazz in here...

    SUTTER | [ a ]
  9. LMAO Sutter... that would be hilarious if Kevin's hero is an English professor....

    Bryan | [ a ]
  10. Definitely—a grammar Nazi of some sort could easily punch the Capn' right in the misplaced apostrophe-o'-omission.

    Greg K Nicholson | [ a ]

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The Expiration Dates

The Expiration Dates

They love you and leave you... for dead. You can't be a martyr without dying — no matter how much tri-phosphorus preservamate you contain.