Teavil

Teavil

Nanny's tea time just got bloody painful.

"Do you take your tea with poison or cyanide?"

Teavil held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, November 23, 2007 to Friday, November 23, 2007, heartily vanquishing Nanny Sod-Off to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Bored Office BersWerker.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I thought the dish was supposed to be eloping with the spoon...

    L | [ a ]

  2. The Herbalator - destroys a good cup of tea with any manner of ridiculous ingredients.

    Sean | [ a ]

  3. Crumpets of Destruction: Can absorb the vilest of teas!

    Jennifer | [ a ]

  4. The Coffee Drinker. "Tea? What tea?"

    Deadpool | [ a ]

  5. Good one, Deadpool — though Evil Tea would need to be beaten by Good Coffee. I'd suggest... uh... Blesspresso... or uh... Christuccino...

    Hmmm. Maybe you were right.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  6. The Bostonian Protestor of Taxed Products : Dressing up as Native Americans and throwing mass amounts of tea into the Boston Harbor!

    m4djest3r | [ a ]

  7. Better yet, The Boston Boycotters: Upon losing, this baseball team dresses up as Natives and tosses crates of tea into the Atlantic. Team record 0 - 134

    joejester | [ a ]

  8. Heh, Christuccino whould work well. Did anyone realize why the steam is curling in such a fashion? please?

    sutter | [ a ]

  9. Hahha - I picked up on it ;)

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  10. Is the saucer his girlfriend or his faithful sidekick? Or both?

    Kevin L | [ a ]

  11. Of course, what better cup to house the Christuccino than the Holy Grail?

    Burt | [ a ]

  12. Sutter, why? I don't get the steam-curl from the tea thing... pray enlighten me!

    Quirkz | [ a ]

  13. I had to stare at it, but I finally get the steam thing. You guys are too smart for me when I haven't had my coffee...

    Jennifer  | [ a ]

  14. Quirkz - The steam makes a rather evil sequence of numbers ;)

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  15. Yes, a devilish sequence of numbers indeed! Also of note: He is carrying a pitchspork. haha ha oh.

    sutter | [ a ]

  16. Favorite. EVER.

    Eric | [ a ]

  17. I agree with Eric. As a tea lover, this one is my new favorite! Keep this up guys! Know your hard work is appreciated!

    omnichelle | [ a ]

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Invented history's first bomb. "It does look quite unstable... but still, it would be the absolute jewel of my collection!" — Final Entry, Journal of the Antique King.