Sweaty Palmer

Sweaty Palmer

Drenching you in Fear! ...and sweat.

Matches will cry with sweat, fuses will drip with defeat.

Sweaty Palmer held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, November 26, 2007 to Tuesday, November 27, 2007, heartily vanquishing Xplode to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Ladderus.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Man, I love Lynard Skynard! I imagine this is what they looked like on that last plane ride. All sweaty and stuff.

    What? Too soon?

    testMonkey | [ a ]

  2. TOO SOON!

    Nice one, Sutter - I love how his hair's framing things...

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. Wait... what's the Skynard reference Testmonkey? Do they have an album called Sweaty Palmer? First track: Drenched in Fear.

    sutter | [ a ]

  4. My counter to this one would be "Magnesium Flare,Invulnerable to the sweaty hands of cliche rockers who play to many console based video-games!" you know,sweaty controllers and all..

    Dark Riffs | [ a ]

  5. 'Talcuman' - a dry, sweet-smelling death.

    scump | [ a ]

  6. Palmar Hyperhidrosis:

    Defeated only by...the sweaty armpit.

    Nickers | [ a ]

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