The Human Feather

The Human Feather

Prepare to be thrown slightly off-balance by The Human Feather!

Ruthlessly adding ounces of pressure to tip the scales of lady gravity!

The Human Feather held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, November 27, 2007 to Wednesday, November 28, 2007, heartily vanquishing Ladderus to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Penitent.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Ahahahahaha! This was great, it was all that was needed to push him over!

    Jon Hansson | [ a ]

  2. Brilliant. I am especially fond of the accompanying 'hi-yaaa!'

    Christina | [ a ]

  3. Excellent.

    Alexander | [ a ]

  4. i love the "hi-yaaa" and those blood shot eyes...

    brilliant.

    stephanie | [ a ]

  5. To be defeated by: Quillionaire-Always looking for new material to make quill pens out of.

    Vercalos | [ a ]

  6. HIs greatest nemesis: the cushioner! Transforming feathers on a fluffly pillow!

    Andrei | [ a ]

  7. Slight-breeze Man, redirecting the simple feather wherever he pleases with the slightest of breezes.

    andy | [ a ]

  8. This is awesome. My favorite part about this one is the way the text acts as "action lines", showing the direction the feather is moving. Well played.

    Justin | [ a ]

  9. And if his weight isn't enough, the human feather's trump card is the dreaded CoochieCoochieCoo!

    phredd | [ a ]

  10. Is it a half-human half-feather? Or is it a feather grown from a human?

    L | [ a ]

  11. It is a human born in a pillow factory and raised by feathers. A very tragic and beautiful story.

    sutter | [ a ]

  12. yea, i was sure that his featheriness would be used to tickle Ladderus's exposed underarm. Maybe it's just cause i get quasi-seizures when someone tickles my underarm, but that would certainly de-ladder me.

    zman | [ a ]

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