Obsessed with the cleanliness of others.

Forcing students to shower since 1974.

Co-Eddie held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, November 28, 2007 to Thursday, November 29, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Penitent to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hyper Team.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Is there something bunched up in Co-Eddie's pants?

    M.M.  | [ a ]
  2. i thought the same thing. Maybe a diaper?

    André | [ a ]
  3. Haha - NICE Sutter :D

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  4. Too good. Too good.

    Deadpool | [ a ]
  5. To be defeated by The Inept Plumber: Taking apart shower stalls then reassembling them into leaky facsimiles of their intended designs

    Vercalos | [ a ]
  6. To be defeated by the Girls Locker Room where he hath no access! ;-)

    Jase | [ a ]
  7. ah, ah!
    this site is too cool.

    I think that The Penitent will really need more than one shower to be defeated..

    Maximum respect to Sutter but..
    I am not sure, but I think that Ed' s to-do list (my poor English does not allow me to find a proper word) position is wrong :p

    g4toloc0 | [ a ]
  8. This site is great. The drawing by Mrs Sutter is no good however. Please only Kevin Cornell to draw.

    johemba | [ a ]
  9. Awesome. This guy was the perviest of all the superheroes. Always talking about dudes "making boners" and stuff.

    iancorey | [ a ]
  10. Johemba - I hope you're joking. Otherwise, fuck off.

    Kevin | [ a ]
  11. No, I think that's a great idea. Kevin can draw back and forth with himself. It'll be HI-larious!

    sutter | [ a ]
  12. If it's only Kevin, I think you'll inevitably be left with Schizo man defeating himself over and over and over again...

    javaphil | [ a ]

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