The Birds and the Bees

The Birds and the Bees

Creating father/son rifts through awkward conversation.

The birthplace of fear.

The Birds and the Bees held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, November 29, 2007 to Friday, November 30, 2007, heartily vanquishing Hyper Team to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Sexy Zookeeper.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Great mimic, brilliant site.

    hooked | [ a ]

  2. <3

    Hanna | [ a ]

  3. Well... I guess it's not stealing if it's from yourself. :D Nice one.

    Justin | [ a ]

  4. As a design student, I really love the inspiration of two minds coming up with the most original and far from obvious ideas. I come to this site everyday just to make myself remember that the most amazing ideas, are those that are like a flanking battle technique. Coming at an idea/concept from a side rather than the front brings a whole new view and makes the design an exponentially better.

    Jo  | [ a ]

  5. @ Hanna: Hmm, why would you post a blank reply? I just hope it's not for advertising your site.

    Ah, nevermind. I'm laughing my bottocks off like always.

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    The-first-ever-post

    Mr First-ever-poster | [ a ]

  6. Ah, bollocks, I screwed up the link. Kinda messes with the very impressive impression such an achievement makes. You get the idea though.

    Mr First-ever-poster | [ a ]

  7. You know, I never got that talk. I guess I'm screwed.

    burt | [ a ]

  8. no worries, burt: these guys are no match for AbstiNancy (the true love waitress), who neutralizes them until marriage.

    lauren | [ a ]

  9. I could see something about "THE ARCHIVIST!" A dastardly scientist who collects specimens for study.

    Jon | [ a ]

  10. Justin: I know, I ripped myself off but i just couldn't resist. It was too perfect an opportunity!

    sutter | [ a ]

  11. This I belive is the best one yet :) I so love it!

    jon Hansson | [ a ]

  12. nooo! too good!
    Yesterday i was thinking about how the Hyper Team could be beaten but this if far better from anything i could ever imagine...
    The new 'The Brids and The Bees' version is a lot better... And if pregnancy stuff is not enough for the Hypers, I bet the bee's sting (full of deadly toxins) is ready to meet all of Tim's allergies (he really looks like a disordered immune system boy..)

    g4toloc0 | [ a ]

  13. BEST ONE YET! HAHAHAHA!

    DEADPOOL | [ a ]

  14. @Sutter: Funny thing was, it took me about ten minutes to figure out where I'd seen it before.

    Justin | [ a ]

  15. I got lost....where did you rip yourself off? I searched through all of the previous superest heroes and cant' find a previous version of the Birds and the Bees

    Bryan | [ a ]

  16. Check that.. I just figured it out after browsing through your site. Chalk it up to it being only 9 am and my brain not fully functioning (It usually doesn't start running until at least 3 pm)

    Bryan | [ a ]

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