Figleif

Figleif

Uses his many shields to cover up danger.

Nothing's more dangerous than exposed privates, right?

Figleif held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, December 04, 2007 to Tuesday, December 04, 2007, heartily vanquishing Nude Squad to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Lion X.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Who can defeat a man with so many shields?! He's practically invoonerable!

    L | [ a ]

  2. BRILLIANT!
    You never cease to amaze me with your illustrations. And the hand-lettering is freakin' awesome as always.

    GUESS | [ a ]

  3. L - He's the Norse equivalent of a tank!

    Guess - *blush* Thanks!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  4. For those of use less-willing to do the research— what's the shield say?

    iancorey | [ a ]

  5. ha ha... 'banned'

    very clever, indeed!

    magnvs | [ a ]

  6. You can tell by his face that, while dedicated and skilled at his task, he isn't exactly happy doing it.

    So much danger to cover...but who will love poor Figleif?

    National Kato | [ a ]

  7. WAHAHAHAHA! I love this one!! The spelling of "Figleif" cracks me up somehow. Awesome hero!

    quirkz | [ a ]

  8. Yes, brilliant!

    Mark Turner | [ a ]

  9. You're amazing.

    Camila | [ a ]

  10. You guys rock. I'm hoping some of your brilliance will rub off on me by visiting your site daily.

    zac | [ a ]

  11. Bravo, Kevin. So - do the two shields on his back have little hooks on the front that the other two shields hang from? Or is it an ingenious system of magnets?

    Justin | [ a ]

  12. Excellent strategy Kev, though I'm sure he will be beaten by "Suggests Next Champion From The Comments Man."

    David | [ a ]

  13. And he will be beaten by "Sarcastic Critic," who ironically negates himself.

    Deadpool | [ a ]

  14. Touché.

    David | [ a ]

  15. Justin - Haha - I can't reveal that! It's Figleif's most secret of powers...

    David - Wait... am I missing something here? Did someone already suggest Figleif last comments?

    You have no idea how much harder adding comments made updating The Superest, BECAUSE we try to avoid going a route someone already suggested. But sometimes... there's just no place else to go.

    At least, not if we still attempt to stay on our breakneck two-post-a-day schedule.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  16. Wow, I can't think of anything...

    If his shields were made of wood, the pyroman would be quite THE GUY, but they seem in metal...

    How 'bout an ET that can melt metal?

    No...

    The depressed man, who can find the sensible place of anything?

    No...

    The ''world temperature'', who waits 'till he is on ice and melt it?

    No... (He could know how to swim)

    The no-more-idea guy, who stop the superest and kill every drawing?

    Still no...

    Wow, this is hard!

    (And those who criticted my GOD-Man, I say he would be able to be defeated by ''Non-christianist''...)

    Sorry Sutter, but I can't help you!

    I bet this will be my revenge for the death of the sexy zoo-keeper!

    Theplayer131 | [ a ]

  17. For those of you who are not counting, that was the fourth mention of "God-man." ;D

    sutter | [ a ]

  18. I'M NOT ADVERTISING GOD-MAN THIS TIME!

    I'M SAYING TO LEAVE HIM ALONE (He's my protected child)

    THeplayer131 | [ a ]

  19. This Super's name alone is great enough to vanquish!

    burt | [ a ]

  20. Is is bad that i knew that what the shield said, or worse that you wrote it?

    Trunk | [ a ]

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