Candy Dandy

Candy Dandy

Spoiling children's appetites

The only thing sweeter than his tooth is his treats.

Candy Dandy held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, December 07, 2007 to Sunday, December 09, 2007, heartily vanquishing Goldilocks to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Trick Or Treater.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I bet the next one will have something to do with hansel and gretel or a dentist or something

    Torin | [ a ]

  2. HAHA - AWESOME Sutter :D

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. Easy to beat: parents

    Theplayer131 | [ a ]

  4. @Theplayer131 - I think you meant GOOD parents.

    testMonkey | [ a ]

  5. The Child Safety Officer - Ensuring kids don't accept candy (or sweets as us brits call them) from nobody, not even if they are coated in chocolatey goodness.

    STRANGER DANGER!

    andy | [ a ]

  6. Langer Hans!

    Metabolizes evil.

    Bill Kolb | [ a ]

  7. You guys are so brilliant! I too check it several times a day and then my husband and I call or email each other to say there's a new superest!

    Guys, do you want people to refrain from suggesting new ones or guessing what the next one's gonna be? I would imagine it annoys you!!

    Jill | [ a ]

  8. It keeps them on their toes. Otherwise, we'd get more things like Langer Hans.

    Bill Kolb | [ a ]

  9. OMG I FREAKING LOVE YOU GUYS mucho mucho.

    kevo | [ a ]

  10. But how can it be that him and Broco-Lee are on the same team? And that him and Bubba Hubba are on opposing teams? (I sense that Mr. Dandy did a face-heel turn not too recently...)

    L | [ a ]

  11. Jill - Haha - you can suggest something if you'd like, but we reserve the right to unpublish your comment if it's a little to close to something we were already intending. It's only happened once or twice anyways :D

    L - Haha - Well-spotted!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  12. THere's gotta be a dentist in our future.

    Linsel | [ a ]

  13. Toothpaste Tim! Fear his minty after-taste!

    David | [ a ]

  14. ha, diabetes ftw..

    dd | [ a ]

  15. These are so hilarious, I love them! And they're amazing, like....Art as well as fun. xxx

    Bekki | [ a ]

  16. Sutter, these are genious man.

    Candy Dandy and Lion-X are my favs from your side so far.

    KYCO | [ a ]

  17. I believe I'm not alone in saying that if prints were put up for sale of selected supers, they would be bought promptly. :D

    M | [ a ]

  18. Thanks guys! We're working on making something available to sell. Whether it be a shirt or a print or a pair of tassled moccasins.

    sutter | [ a ]

  19. Defeated by: Anna Rexic. Doesn't eat candy. Or anything, for that matter.

    DEADPOOL | [ a ]

  20. Deadpool: In our own game of "My Team, Your Team" we already went there. The pictured hero is actually my roommate's girlfriend, and she doesn't know about it. Please resist the temptation to discover her secret identity and fill her in; first, she probably wouldn't be too happy with us, and second, digging into superheroes' alter egos is just asking for trouble... :)

    Justin | [ a ]

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Diet Pilot

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