Lariat Lucy held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, December 10, 2007 to Tuesday, December 11, 2007, heartily vanquishing Curfew to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Head Louse.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Snips out tangles and sews the ends together. And now you know where Goomba's come from.