The Head Louse

The Head Louse

Turns beautiful hair scuzzy.

There's a couple fellas like him around, but this guy runs the whole operation.

The Head Louse held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, December 11, 2007 to Tuesday, December 11, 2007, heartily vanquishing Lariat Lucy to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Shampooer.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I hope he doesn't lay eggs...

    burt | [ a ]
  2. Yeah — they'd probably taste like CRAP.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  3. Defeated by Johnny the Squealler: There's one in every gang.

    DEADPOOL | [ a ]
  4. I don't get the egg thingy near his feet. I do like his face. There's something in that rat moustache...

    redgirl | [ a ]
  5. That's more a side joke than anything. Lice leave eggs in a person's hair.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  6. Is he smoking a blunt?
    ha ha

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  7. tbd (to be defeated) by the elementary school first aid office nurse?...or maybe just a nicely oversized plastic bag, with a mustache of course.

    Ingrid | [ a ]

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