The Head Louse held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, December 11, 2007 to Tuesday, December 11, 2007, heartily vanquishing Lariat Lucy to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Shampooer.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…