The Shampooer

The Shampooer

Excretes the highest quality shampoo.

He can also provide hand soap if he eats a lot of beans.

The Shampooer held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, December 11, 2007 to Wednesday, December 12, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Head Louse to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Corkslinger.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. completely stunned. My favorite so far :D

    hooked | [ a ]
  2. Ew...

    Al | [ a ]
  3. Wow, that's disgusting.

    Phil | [ a ]
  4. Very funny. I love the fact that he uses a funnel. Hysterical. The additional note is outrageous! I love it.

    Linsel | [ a ]

    sam | [ a ]
  6. The word "excretes" really paints a picture in my head...gross, but I'm sure it leaves hair looking great!

    Ryan Terry | [ a ]
  7. Wrong on more than a couple levels.

    Garrett | [ a ]
  8. sutter sutter sutter


    bandelin | [ a ]
  9. so... shampoo doesn't actually do anything to lice, does it?

    dd | [ a ]
  10. I would've suggested something involving baldness personally, but shampoo could work... (well, the antilice stuff, which I'm sure the Shampooer can... ehm... create... but I'd rather not think of an explanation how.)

    Illusive | [ a ]
  11. Haha, that took an unexpected turn. I wasn't quite sure whether you meant it that way or if my mind was in the gutter but the unbuckled belt pretty much solves that problem. Nicely done anyway.

    RECCEJ | [ a ]
  12. It only took three months for there to be a pooing joke.

    Kevo | [ a ]
  13. Ewww! Hahaha!

    Lindsay | [ a ]
  14. All I want to know is how The Legion of Sutter Heroes manages to recruit these Bods of Bizarre Biology, like Mr. Groat, Human Feather and today's guy.

    L | [ a ]
  15. Should that be 'secretes' perhaps? Or does that just make it worse? Eww. Yes, worse. Forget I said anything...

    fishboy | [ a ]
  16. L: It's pretty easy to recruit them actually. I just wait outside the train from Jersey and draw what I see. Zing!

    sutter | [ a ]
  17. Potty training must have been very confusing for him when he was a little boy.

    M. M.  | [ a ]
  18. Imagine all the money he could make from that. He could put Johnson & Johnson out of business!

    DEADPOOL | [ a ]
  19. That gives a whole new meaning to "Johnson & Johnson". Hehe...

    Ryan Terry | [ a ]
  20. I know of two girls with one cup who can't wait to meet this guy.

    chris | [ a ]
  21. Oh noes @ the comment above.

    burt | [ a ]

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