The Corkslinger

The Corkslinger

Plugs up excreting holes with well-aimed corks.

From the smallest pore, to the largest orifice.

The Corkslinger held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, December 12, 2007 to Wednesday, December 12, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Shampooer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Vegedon.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Wow, don't want that guy around where I excrete!

    DEADPOOL | [ a ]

  2. You are playing dirty now...

    diogo | [ a ]

  3. Damn!!!!!!! I didn't see that coming.

    I check this thing everyday | [ a ]

  4. Very cool!!

    stefan | [ a ]

  5. My guess as to his foil: The Sommelier.

    skyywise | [ a ]

  6. HAHA - that's a pretty awesome suggestion, Skyywise!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  7. ...and there is such thing as 'cork taint'.

    LEAFSLIDER | [ a ]

  8. Oh, beautiful! Those corks, so well aimed, such poise, such grace ... damn, that's one good, dynamic hero!

    Luka | [ a ]

  9. i wish i had someone like him around to fix the hole on my car tire.

    Garrzilla | [ a ]

  10. my fav

    fishete | [ a ]

  11. i believe the corkslinger might be related to rory in some way...

    sam | [ a ]

  12. Well, they went to the same Crouching School.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  13. I'm just going to assume that his house is located next to a dam.

    burt | [ a ]

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