The Corkslinger held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, December 12, 2007 to Wednesday, December 12, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Shampooer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Vegedon.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Lures unsuspecting vampires to bite him and get tooth decay. There's nothing more pathetic than a toothless Vampire attempting to gum you to death.