The Creationist held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, December 13, 2007 to Thursday, December 13, 2007, heartily vanquishing Vegedon to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Time-Traveling Chimp.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Jim Jones.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

The incontestable bane of step-family. Step-dad will probably just be forced to dance in heated iron shoes, brought forth with tongs, until he dies. That seems to be a popular punishment among fairy-tale royalty.