The Toothed Wormhole

The Toothed Wormhole

What goes in... doesn't come out.

When time itself swallows you, nobody hears you scream! ...that or everyone hears you scream.

The Toothed Wormhole held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, December 13, 2007 to Friday, December 14, 2007, heartily vanquishing Time-Traveling Chimp to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Cosmic Hookers.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I dunno... its ability to counter time travel by relativistic time dilation may be obvious, but its ability to counter a time machine is somewhat tenuous.

    L | [ a ]

  2. Well, a time machine that doesn't function by warping space-time around the individual to form wormholes is completely impractical.

    You and time-traveling chimp need to have a sit down to go over the physics behind the machine.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. do toothed wormholes believe in evolution?

    bandelin | [ a ]

  4. To be vanquished by the Toothed Early Bird Peg?

    woozy | [ a ]

  5. Is this the new spin-off of Tremors? :D
    I dig the double-entendre, Sutter.

    Jon | [ a ]

  6. Stephen Hawking, where are you????

    burt | [ a ]

  7. Vanquished by the math of the Clumsy Physicist, dropping minus signs wherever he goes? "Hmm. This wormhole equation is wrong"

    Tom | [ a ]

  8. Vanquished by the Orthodontist: The Metal Mouthed Worm Hole is never that exciting. Clumsy Physicist works too.

    Deadpool | [ a ]

  9. "the only natural enemy of the hole is the pile"

    nogre | [ a ]

  10. Defeated by the Pocket Fisherman. "This bait will land me the big'un!"

    Nalyr | [ a ]

  11. HAN: This is no cave.

    LEIA: What?

    joliver | [ a ]

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