Cosmic Hookers held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, December 14, 2007 to Sunday, December 16, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Toothed Wormhole to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Vice.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Explodes Busboys. You don't want to be anywhere near this kid if he falls below 50 mph.