The Vice

The Vice

Clamping down on life's lies and ho's.

A superhero starter in the luncheon of life, a veritable whores d'oeuvre gripping the banquet of space/time with his pincer-like skills!

The Vice held the coveted title of Current Champ from Sunday, December 16, 2007 to Monday, December 17, 2007, heartily vanquishing Cosmic Hookers to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Corrosive Ex-con.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Rory Walker.

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. "whores d'oeuvre."

    effing brilliant

    deadbeatriot | [ a ]

  2. I was sort of hoping for some pimp action, but this was a classic to. I d ad a thin leather tie to go :)

    jon Hansson | [ a ]

  3. lies and hos - nice!

    jmr3 | [ a ]

  4. Oh man, I love the chest hair symbol. Still, something tells me he needs a first name. Vinny the Vice?

    annemjw | [ a ]

  5. He looks like my uncle... it always hurted when he pulled my ears.

    diogo | [ a ]

  6. Very cool submission Rory.
    Your site and your Illustrations are fantastic!
    The Vice is a great entry, and the puns are well thought out!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  7. Vanquished by The President: Awful, but always better than the vice *cough Cheney cough*.

    Deadpool | [ a ]

  8. He must have an awful time in everyday life...

    burt | [ a ]

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