Father Trismus

Father Trismus

Binds your jaws closed while you sleep.

The Ex-con won't be burning through anything for at least 10-14 days.

Father Trismus held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, December 18, 2007 to Tuesday, December 18, 2007, heartily vanquishing Corrosive Ex-con to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Stalking Stuffer.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Credit should also go to my lovely wife Kim, who suggested Lockjaw (also known as Trismus) as a way to defeat the Corrosive Ex-Con, and then later suggested I use the much catchier "Father Trismus" rather than my original character, "Mister Trismus".

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  2. Superest is quickly becoming a game of send the fans to the dictionary! Nicely done KC.

    Paul | [ a ]

  3. Teamwork allowed the Ex-Con to be put back under lockjaw & key.

    burt | [ a ]

  4. Ha ha, excellent.
    And just in time for Christmas, too.

    IGPDavid | [ a ]

  5. OOOh..ooh! !! . Defeated by the Dr. Trans Mutation, who, by modifying a minimum number of letters is able to change the very nature of his opponents. Father Trismus -> Father Christmas .. :-)

    Keyser520 | [ a ]

  6. hmm.... Do you artists mind if we do things such as my last post? Or does our feeble attempt at predicting the next hero annoy you?

    Keyser520 | [ a ]

  7. I know that it kind of annoys me. ;)

    Ian | [ a ]

  8. Tis the season to be... muhmuh, wah-wah-wah-wah-wah, buh-shah-shah-blah.

    Deadpool | [ a ]

  9. Sweet mother of mercy! You just lit up my brain!

    ...Kevin. Kevin lit up my brain. The comments didn't light up my brain.

    ...No offense.

    St. Chris | [ a ]

  10. None taken. My jokes are known to be incredibly crappy anyway.

    Deadpool | [ a ]

  11. All of that practice drawing Santa-flavors pays dividends in the Superest battle arena. Love the synergy. It's the spirit(s) of the season!

    jeremy | [ a ]

  12. Haha - he is awfully Pelznickelish!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

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