The Stalking Stuffer

Follows people and chokes them with their own beards.

This stalking will leave YOU hung by the fireplace.

The Stalking Stuffer held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, December 18, 2007 to Wednesday, December 19, 2007, heartily vanquishing Father Trismus to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Alarm Angel.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

dear lord... good job continuing the theme, but what's next 'the imaginary significant other' - always the perfect beard?!
nogre | [ a ]
Defeated by Beard-o: Hair contains half-chewed food, five new species of bugs and a load of other junk.
Deadpool | [ a ]
Well, this one seems pretty unbeatable. Good luck Kevin.
Shaun S | [ a ]
Only Peter the Great can save us now.
typo | [ a ]
Love the pun, and the stocking on head. I always wore my christmas stocking on my head as a child, so this brings back memories... Keep up the great work!
Kevin | [ a ]
I can see it now..."Return of the Pro Swimmer!" Mwah ha ha ha ha!
Justin | [ a ]
Defeated by the New York Yankees: ridding the world of facial hair, nine men at a time.

Anna | [ a ]
Defeated by: Squeaky Boarder. "Just try and silently sneak up on me!"
L | [ a ]
I'm gonna shave tomorrow!
diogo | [ a ]
Hasn´t anyone noticed the structural integrity of Father Tristmus' hood? Even with The Stalking Stuffer standing upon it, it won´t bend an ounce!
Iñaki | [ a ]
such great puns. this site never fails to impress.
burt | [ a ]

The Superest

The Superest was a continually running drawing game between illustrators Kevin Cornell and Matthew Sutter. The rules were simple: