Alarm Angel held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, December 19, 2007 to Wednesday, December 19, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Stalking Stuffer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Wrapping Vapor.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Your health is at risk! They'll need several search parties to find all of Pretzeled Pete. And maybe a container of melted cheese.