Alarm Angel

Alarm Angel

Foils would-be stalkers.

No bearded man need fear as long as this young lady flutters above.

Alarm Angel held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, December 19, 2007 to Wednesday, December 19, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Stalking Stuffer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Wrapping Vapor.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Damn, getting better and better!

    jon Hansson | [ a ]
  2. How long can you guys keep this going?

    Great job by the way!

    roodiedoodie | [ a ]
  3. Amazing lettering!

    iancorey | [ a ]
  4. A woodsman would be next I would imagine.

    Or maybe a winter beaver.

    Tom | [ a ]
  5. Wow. Apparently I'm dyslexic to the magnitude of words. I thought that this hero was "Angel Alarm" until I read Ian's comment and went back to pay close attention to the lettering.

    Keyser520 | [ a ]
  6. Can they keep the Christmas theme going?

    Flash | [ a ]
  7. F . A . N . T . A . S . T . I . C !!!

    AMAZED | [ a ]
  8. HEY! HEY! I want an angel like that for my tree. The angel I have looks like it's meditating. If it could speak it would say "ooooooooooooooommmmmm"

    M. M.  | [ a ]
  9. Asian Minority Holiday Man would surely beat any Christmas related heroes.

    Shaun S | [ a ]
  10. Or rather Mohammed the tree beheader?

    Shaun S | [ a ]
  11. Foiled by the Secular Humanist ... waging war on Christmas! Happy Holidays, sucker!

    Jerry | [ a ]
  12. Shaun S:
    What? No déclassé stereotypes involving African Americans?

    iancorey | [ a ]
  13. That lettering is just fantastic. Almost more than the wit and the heros, I think the letters are the Superest.

    Tel | [ a ]
  14. Uh oh, here comes the American families to deplete our woods in the name of Jesus Christ. Happy Birthday Jesus.

    Cavan | [ a ]
  15. By all means, Cavan, please share what country it is you're from. Then tell us why you single out American families celebrating Christmas as the greatest danger to your woodlands.

    Not that I have the statistics with me, but I do believe the proportion of Christmas trees cut down every year is much smaller than the proportion of trees being planted and left to grow for future Christmases.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  16. I was tempted to draw the Elf-Sassin, a disgruntled Santa's Helper, bent on putting Christmas Tree Angels out of commission, beginning by cutting their power source, which, of course, significantly diminishes their watchfulness, as it's hard to see without the light from that halo... but I ended up photoshopping my entry for bayou battle instead. LoneStar and Spaceballs FTW

    Keyser520 | [ a ]
  17. Eh? What's this? A new approval system for coments? When did that go into effect?

    Keyser520 | [ a ]
  18. Oh... is the comment approval system only for ones that have a weblink?

    Keyser520 | [ a ]
  19. I think CAVAN is using the Royal our.

    iancorey | [ a ]
  20. Aha. Well. My point remains valid about Christmas actually not being the worst environmental threat to trees.

    Bearskinrug | [ a ]
  21. Awesome!

    Anna | [ a ]
  22. I'm holding out for Rudolf's evil twin with a black hole nose.

    nogre | [ a ]
  23. Termites must love Christmas!

    burt | [ a ]
  24. This is good! had me laughing out loud for a while there :D i want one for my christmas tree...

    quirkz | [ a ]
  25. Say, wasn't this on that inventor show with George Foreman as a judge?

    IGPDavid | [ a ]
  26. Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

    Good lord! It's Navi! But seriously, great work on all of these. I love every minute of it!

    Hengist | [ a ]

A Random Hero!



Her delightful caroling forces people to open their doors to their doom. The worst part is that she forces you to sing along with her as she's beating you!