Hurricandy Cane held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, December 20, 2007 to Friday, December 21, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Wrapping Vapor to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hellbent Horner.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Through deep concentration he instills a blinding fear. The Pro Swimmer will have no choice but to yield to his whitening burn.