Lord Aleaping

Lord Aleaping

Easily leaps over any projectile.

No one can jump higher. Although there's about nine more of these guys who can get equally as high.

Lord Aleaping held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, December 21, 2007 to Wednesday, January 02, 2008, heartily vanquishing Hellbent Horner to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Babe Ruthless.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. That is just awesome. He makes it look so easy...

    Justin | [ a ]

  2. Well, when you're royalty, you have more free time to work on your vertical.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. If that guy ever finds out about skateboarding, watch out.

    Robert Higdon | [ a ]

  4. Always amazed by the illustrated Type.

    Jo | [ a ]

  5. Thanks Jo!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  6. Great name! I love these Christmas themed heroes. Hilarious.

    Ryan Terry | [ a ]

  7. Next up: Nine ladies dancing. capable of distracting any leaping lord. Or somthing.

    Tom | [ a ]

  8. You always put such personality into your characters! good work guys- you have inspired our animation class to start our own battle!

    CC | [ a ]

  9. Oh my god, th is is the greatestest site on the web right now. Fantastic stuff with funny concepts and great artwork. The holiday themed stuff is great, too. I am curious how MLK or the President's Day heroes will be in the coming months!

    fil | [ a ]

  10. Next up: The Obnoxious Neighbor, getting even the jumpiest lords caught in his HUGE FREAKIN' LIGHT DISPLAY!

    Deadpool | [ a ]

  11. I will be severely disappointed if the next hero doesn't involve tinsel some how. The Tensile Tinseler, for example.

    Fred | [ a ]

  12. Of course, the real fun now is imagining all of these hilarious characters assembling in their respective teams and engaging in battle.

    TS | [ a ]

  13. Zero Gravitizer: Leapers beware, for when you jump over the zero gravitizer, you will float away in shame.

    m4djest3r | [ a ]

  14. Defeated by... The Ceiling!

    Bryce & Kasey | [ a ]

  15. Since others are offering their suggestions... Lord Aleaping is a ground-based mammal in an airborne ballistic trajectory that he has no flight control over. He would be short work for the Fork-Hauling Birds.

    WarriorTang | [ a ]

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