Hellbent Horner held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, December 21, 2007 to Friday, December 21, 2007, heartily vanquishing Hurricandy Cane to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Lord Aleaping.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Lets kids have all sorts'a fun when those UPTIGHT parents ain't around! "Okay Sara... Just a coupla sips of ol' Uncle Stu's beer before bedtime!"