Babe Ruthless held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, January 02, 2008 to Thursday, January 03, 2008, heartily vanquishing Lord Aleaping to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Termite.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Poetry that destroys metal. After his poem rusts Guilloteen's stuff, she'll have to evaluate it in English class. Double burn!