The Termite

The Termite

Feasts on wooden things.

Babe Ruthless should have steered clear of that mound...

The Termite held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, January 03, 2008 to Thursday, January 03, 2008, heartily vanquishing Babe Ruthless to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Entomologist.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Clever! Like a pitcher's mound... Is it annoying when someone explains the joke?

    Kevin | [ a ]

  2. I like the logo.

    MORK | [ a ]

  3. ive always found that when you explain a joke it is always funnier.

    ishbudesign | [ a ]

  4. awesome face on this guy

    blipple bloop blop | [ a ]

  5. Hooray for returning Superest! I love it already, gentlemen. Best of everything this new year!
    Cheers!

    Heinyken | [ a ]

  6. The Termite's T looks awesome. It looks terrifying

    iancorey | [ a ]

  7. All those in opposition to The Termite shall be held accountable for tree-son.

    burt | [ a ]

  8. UGHHH! ;)

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  9. Haha, love the goblet.

    Robohamster | [ a ]

  10. I love the dementedly hungry expression and drooping feelers.

    Clearly, only Lady Aardvarka can defeat him...

    Dvlfish | [ a ]

  11. I Love this Hero, he eats and drinks wood... BUT does he need toothpicks?

    Ha ha bring on the next contestANT!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  12. I LOVE how he has an expression of soul-sucking boredom. As if he has to eat mountains of wood a day. Every. Day.

    Niteowl | [ a ]

  13. Hahah - well... wood's pretty tasteless, so I could see it getting pretty boring.

    Bearskinrug | [ a ]

  14. I like the corroded letters.
    And the drink!

    diogo | [ a ]

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