The Swatter held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, January 07, 2008 to Wednesday, January 09, 2008, heartily vanquishing Venus Fly Trap to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Inferno Affairs.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Never remembers to turn off its many headlights. It's lights out for Alkalion when his battery is drained.