Inferno Affairs

Inferno Affairs

Melts down crooked law enforcement officers.

Turns out SWATTER was swatting bees illegally on the side.

Inferno Affairs held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, January 09, 2008 to Wednesday, January 09, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Swatter to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of False Face.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Reminiscent of a Sherlock Holmes/Matlock/Perry Mason episode.


    Nickers | [ a ]
  2. That one where they all caught fire at once?

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  3. Haha, the heat is literally on.

    Inferno Affairs is only second to "The Deep Friar" on my list of favorite Superest titles.

    Burt | [ a ]
  4. I actually get a more Inspector Clouseau vibe from him. He may melt the S.W.A.T.T.E.R., but actual thieves may waltz past him.

    JohnnyWeird | [ a ]
  5. Too funny! Another fantastic entry. You guys are just so clever. I just love Kevin's drawing style (it all started with The Pro Swimmer and The Ring Leader!)... Not that I'm playing favorites, because Sutter is equally as awesome (Teavil and Lion-X were amazing!)... But you know... er... Nevermind. *indifference*

    omnichelle | [ a ]
  6. You could have just as easily called him 'infernal' affairs.

    Ah well.

    Next one is probably going to be somthing predictable like a fire extinguisher.

    ('Somthing predicatble like a fire extinguisher man!' whose predictable power is to fight fire with water!
    Catchphrase: "saw that coming a mile away").

    Tom | [ a ]
  7. We seem to be disappointing you in the present AND in the future.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  8. Watch out you guys, or the pessimistic time traveler is going to defeat YOU!

    M.M. | [ a ]
  9. ;) But it's so easy to be a fun-loving Time Traveler!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  10. I bet this fellow has a heck of a time going undercover.

    Pierce | [ a ]
  11. There is always a TOM watching you...
    By the way, that capital "i" is infernaltastic!!

    diogo | [ a ]
  12. The S.W.A.T.T.E.R. just got fired!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  13. The volunteer fireman: Pimply faced, and drunk off his mind, the volunteer fireman has just enough fire extinguishing skills to take down inferno affairs.

    m4djest3r | [ a ]
  14. But surely everyone knows that Inferno Affairs fears... the Puddle!

    I am really loving this, excellent stuff.

    Law | [ a ]
  15. In a way, he has a creepy resemblance to Cleveland's own nosy reporter Carl Monday. Ew.

    fil | [ a ]
  16. Have you ever seen a cop made of fire without a mustache who was worth a damn?

    maqsarian | [ a ]

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