The Superest

lol..

Alexander | [ a ]

Fanfreakingtastic!

angie | [ a ]

LOL. There are so many of them!!!

Nickers | [ a ]

I do not want to know what superpower cancels the superpower of 72 virgins.


And yet I can't look away!

L | [ a ]

GO SUICIDE-POWER!

bandelin | [ a ]

"Their purity is a surety."

That just takes the proverbial cake.

burt | [ a ]

Well, looks like I got Volcanica's trump right.

Let's see... for this one I think it will either be Prom Night Wine Cooler Man or Ron Jeremy.

ajob223 | [ a ]

Wow, that's quality.
Defeated by THE MAGIC JOHNSON!

TheJones | [ a ]

AJOB223 - Crap. I didn't even see you wrote that. I probably would not have done this.

I'm actually coming closer and closer to the idea of restricting suggestions. Not that anyone is doing anything wrong. It's just more fun for Sutter and I when we don't have to "avoid" ideas become someone suggested it first. Or worse yet, have someone think we're not coming up with our own ideas.

bearskinrug | [ a ]

@ Kevin: SO Sorry!!! Delete my comment and no one will be the wiser. I will stop making predictions, honest.

I really love this site and I'd hate to contribute towards its downfall!

ajob223 | [ a ]

Although to be perfectly honest, I think the way you guys portray the heroes and all the clever little things in the notes are what makes the site, not what the actual powers are.

That being said, I'd hate to take away from you and Matt's vision of the game.

ajob223 | [ a ]

I think you should restrict suggestions.

There I suggested it. Now you can't.

dvlfish | [ a ]

L said: I do not want to know what superpower cancels the superpower of 72 virgins.
.....

I give you: "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" (go on...youtube it...and have a happy 10 minutes watching the show). No, this isn't a suggestion of the "hero" that could beat the virgins... it's just something that L's comment brought to my mind, given that I was watching Jeff Dunham with some friends last night.

Keyser520 | [ a ]

There's a party I could crash.

RJ Hampden | [ a ]

AJOB223 - Well, like I said, it's definitely not your fault. I'd probably do the same if I was a spectator :D

And Sutter and I CAN take a different tact (your suggestion, and my hero were still different, even though the concept of beating the volcano was the same). It's that aspect that keeps the game flexible, after all. I mean, Volcanica and the Magma Carta both essentially have the same power...

bearskinrug | [ a ]

On the issue of making suggestions: Sometimes it does get tricky trying to avoid using suggestions because some of them are pretty good. So my answer is to only make bad suggestions. For example - beating The League of Virgins is the Sex Catapult! See, that's a horrible idea. We ALL win! Yay!

sutter | [ a ]

Defeated by:

The Camp Counselor

casil | [ a ]

I recommend that we in the peanut gallery use our comments to add to the puns/powers/hilarity of each new champ. That way we help create jokes and won't hamper future entries in any way.

burt | [ a ]

Okay, I will make a bad suggestion for Matt:

The Dildominator. Imprisons virgins in his sex dungeon. Defeated by Mr. Amish, whose old-fashioned values and blacksmithing skills are > any sex dungeon.

@Kevin: I think we agree that the execution of the character is the real rub of the series, more so than the "power". And as for me, I think it would be flattering if one of you "stole" an idea I gave you in the threads.

ajob223 | [ a ]

Another great shirt design. A store for the site might be an excellent addition!

JohnnyWeird | [ a ]

well, if it must be... here goes a bad suggestion: The Angel Gabriel.

diogo | [ a ]

Fantastic work, Kevin. And extra amusing considering the Bayou Battle's current champions. Hooray for convergence!

Justin | [ a ]

Justin: I think you mean "convirgins!"

Space Cowboy | [ a ]

Justin: I think you mean "convirgins!"

Space Cowboy | [ a ]

I wonder how they enlisted so many members when their primary goal seems to be killing themselves....

723 | [ a ]

Maybe each comment section can start for the PREVIOUS entry only...er...so that you can...comment on the past...but not the...oh hell.

Anyway, the best answer to defeat this power is State Mandated Sex Education!! Da da dummmm... Absitence Ornery!

That's it, I'm outta here.

flip | [ a ]

I love how the dude in the middle -- the one in the superhero stance -- is wearing his underwear... or really short shorts... or speedo... I mean, that's not typical virgin-type behavior, is it?

Keyser520 | [ a ]

I know... we're only susposed to make bad suggestions.. but I really can't help myself...

defeated by: The Catholic Schoolgirl ...

suggestion: we should have a section where we can make comments, but kevin and sutter can't view until after the hero is released. Then we can see if any of us correctly predicted the next hero, and no one could claim that the artists stole the idea.

Keyser520 | [ a ]

Awww, someone beat me to Achmed!!!

"Are you my 72 virgins?!? I hope not!"
"Why, Achmed?"
"There are some ugly ass guys out there!"

Deadpool | [ a ]

How do you spell that? *grin*

Keyser520 | [ a ]

i like the idea of restricting comments on current champs.

zac | [ a ]

Yeah, I think it might be a good idea to only open comments on a champion AFTER said champion has been defeated.

Philip | [ a ]

I actually do like that idea... hmmmm....

Though the thought occurs to me that it doesn't curb suggestions... just pushes them one hero behind.

Bearskinrug | [ a ]

Afro - Desiak : Came back from the 69'' to remind those virgins how to have a good puffin time. *inhales deeply* Ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh

m4djest3r | [ a ]

Yeah , i'm fairly confident that any idea i come up with is terrible enough to post :-D

m4djest3r | [ a ]

Well, Suggestions won't be a big deal if they're one behind. People might say, "Oh, I thought you were going to defeat him with
"The Geologist"
"Claims moving mountains isn't really such a big deal"

Linsel | [ a ]

The problem is that it then doesn't allow us to comment on the singular aspects of the current champ that we like.
For example, I love the shading on the lettering, with the bottom half of "League" and the top half of Virgins left white, while the rest was colored in. Very nice effect.

Linsel | [ a ]

I hate to say it, but it would be much easier for the two artists to just not look at the current comments than to regulate the 1.3 million readers and their many suggestions for next foes. The artists will have to delay their gratification until after their opponent has played their move.

That said, the Virgins will be defeated by the brute force of...Heavy Petting! Or Dia Fran, the...er...lady with a...gads, I lost my train of thought.

Virgins! Gah!

flip | [ a ]

I'd just like to note that with so many people brimming with un-hold-backable suggestions, some of you could certainly join us in our "open to the public" game at the Bayou Battle. Just send us an email, and you're in!

Not to "poach" fans or anything like that - Bayou Battle owes its very existence to the Superest, and all of us Bayou Battlers have an attitude toward this site that can only be described as "hero worship". Many props. It just seems like so many people want to get in on the "My Team, Your Team" fun; here's a way they can do that without interfering with Kevin and Sutter.

So, if you're a common "suggestor", come join us. Just think: instead of posting an idea to the comments and hope the guys might use it, you just MAKE your hero, and post it!

Justin | [ a ]

Sorry, new to the site, and I can't resist. The League of Virgins defeated by............. The Gym Teacher, "Teaching safe sex to pre-puberty adolescents one class at a time!"

Dominatore | [ a ]

I'm also new to the site, and I just wanted to say this is possibly my new favorite site. It's now my homepage, so I can always see who is the superest (at least for the day). thanks!

Lo | [ a ]

Here's a meta-suggestion - instead of suggesting who might defeat the current champ, people can still be creative by coming up with ideas of other superheroes who the current champ would also defeat.

For example, the League of Virgins can also defeat SuPeer-Pressure, as well as the Clamydia Clan

ectoraige | [ a ]