
Shaolin Spinster held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, January 16, 2008 to Wednesday, January 16, 2008, heartily vanquishing The League of Virgins to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Arthur Ritus.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Peter Dalkner.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Will win every battle, provided there's absolutely NO opposition at all. Immediately put his shoe and tie back on upon seeing Someone.