The Clogger held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, January 24, 2008 to Monday, January 28, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Loo Beast to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Sinister Swapper.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

His tininess allows him to fly into open orifices and destroy the fat cells within. Our Lady will be back to her slim self in no time with only a minor batch of internal bleeding.