The Approxi Mates

The Approxi Mates

Pummelers of all things precise.

Pummelers of all things precise.

The Approxi Mates held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, January 29, 2008 to Thursday, January 31, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Metrics to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Game Show Ghost.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Jim Horwat.


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Nice. Love the style/design, as well as the fonts chosen for the title and description. Classy.

    James | [ a ]
  2. Haha, nice Jim! I love the dagger-wielding baby on board.

    Robohamster | [ a ]
  3. killer grill...dig the decor

    thirtygirl | [ a ]
  4. The most dangerous part of this team is definitely the Brush Script font selection.

    burt | [ a ]
  5. Or perhaps their car which pinpoints into infinity... nice touch.

    Nalden | [ a ]
  6. For whatever reason, this reminds me of Crybaby. It's probably the baby in the backseat with a knife.

    solaana | [ a ]
  7. The driver looks kinda like a lego man...

    MORK | [ a ]
  8. Wow, nicely done.

    Kevin Nocoins | [ a ]
  9. Fabulous, as always.

    Anthony Holden | [ a ]
  10. This became so much more brilliant when I spotted the shifting spanner...

    A | [ a ]
  11. do they measure once and kill twice?

    kevin | [ a ]
  12. The additional notes section should have just read "Ehhh...close enough."

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  13. I like this. It's the Bonnie and Clyde of measurements.

    M.M.  | [ a ]
  14. Killer guest spot. Can't wait to see what comes next...

    bettsmedia | [ a ]
  15. The car appears to be modeled after the new 2010 Camaro.. maybe a subtle swipe at the imprecise nature of domestic cars?

    Jay | [ a ]

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