Quack Sawbones

Quack Sawbones

Hasn't met a psychotic that a good lobotomy couldn't fix.

Oh — I think I figured out where the Swapper gets his feet.

A distinguished member of The League of Monocles.

Quack Sawbones held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, February 04, 2008 to Tuesday, February 05, 2008, heartily vanquishing Psycho Psychic to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Headless Horse and Man.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Id say he looks like Sigmund :)

    jon Hansson | [ a ]
  2. That corkscrew looks wicked.

    As does the jar of mayonnaise.

    burt | [ a ]
  3. Simple but terribly effective.

    diogo | [ a ]
  4. Perhaps it's a jar of Marshmallow Fluff... Brrr, evil!

    Kar | [ a ]
  5. He sounds like a character on Duck Tales

    sutter | [ a ]
  6. I just want to know what he is hiding behind his back!

    Trunk | [ a ]
  7. I've said it before and I'll say it again;
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  8. i like to think of the jar as the storage vessel for whatever the good doctor decides to remove from his patient. hey kevin - how much of this was done in the computer and how much drawn/painted on actual paper? Id love to find out more about your process. thanks!

    jess  | [ a ]
  9. But it looks like the psycho psychic has already had a lobotomy

    Or is that a turban?

    philip | [ a ]
  10. The next opponent could be 'An apple a day: keeps this guy away'.

    Or not.

    Tom | [ a ]
  11. Jess - Hmmm - well, it was all drawn on paper, except for the local color of the coat/pants/hat, and the highlights, which I add digitally. I almost always have to center and realign text digitally as well.

    Philip - Well, you know how it is with Lobotomies. Some of them don't take until the 3rd or 4th.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  12. To be defeated by Amy Bah
    No bones, no problem.

    Vercalos | [ a ]
  13. Heh, this guy is awfully reminiscent of "Sinister Swapper."

    But thin.

    dvlfish | [ a ]
  14. Great expression on the face. It's like he has seen it all and just wants to get the job done. Awesome.

    AC | [ a ]
  15. It's always nice to laugh aloud directly at my monitor; this little guy gave me that window. The name alone. Beautiful type, by the way.

    Adam | [ a ]

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