The Poking Sirens

The Poking Sirens

Lures do-gooders to a watery grave with sensual prodding and jabbing.

Their poles are made from the bones of lured trees.

The Poking Sirens held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, February 06, 2008 to Wednesday, February 06, 2008, heartily vanquishing Headless Horse and Man to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Miss Marshmallower.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Haha Real Good one!
    Its difficult to attrackt a headless man! But they will be able to do so! Poke!
    Ok, you once said to make so bad suggestions, they wouldnt steal you ideas!
    Thats why i wont propose Orpheus or Odysseus! No... Its:
    "Marc the Facebook-Addict!!" He just needs the dayly poking!!

    Cheers

    Connator | [ a ]

  2. Surely they can effectively (perhaps even more so) lure do-wrongers as well?

    burt | [ a ]

  3. Guess not all of him's headless.

    BA-DUM CHHH!

    dvlfish | [ a ]

  4. Now this one is as silly as it is clever.

    L | [ a ]

  5. Sensual jabbing and prodding is a fine art.

    If only more women would devote themselves to its study, the world would be a better place.

    The Carboxyl Group | [ a ]

  6. Sensual jabbing and prodding is a fine art.

    If only more women would devote themselves to its study, the world would be a better place.

    The Carboxyl Group | [ a ]

  7. Sensual jabbing and prodding is a fine art.

    If only more women would devote themselves to its study, the world would be a better place.

    The Carboxyl Group | [ a ]

  8. LOL@dvlfish.
    Very interesting take on the opponents today, but I don't think the horse is going anywhere!

    AC | [ a ]

  9. @AC: You can lead a headless horse to water, but you can't figure out how he drinks.

    m_m | [ a ]

  10. Wait, how can they drown if they don't have heads to begin with?

    burt | [ a ]

  11. @BURT Thats obvious, the water just flows right in, there's no gag reflex to stop it!
    @DVLFISH haha good one ;-)

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  12. How does one jab and prod sensually? It sounds...untoward...

    Em  | [ a ]

  13. Bones of lured trees!!! Ha!

    MORK | [ a ]

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