Miss Marshmallower

Miss Marshmallower

Gumming things up with her insatiable need for people to enjoy her kind

If you taste them once you'll always want s'more. (I'm so sorry I had to use that pun. Really, I'm very, very sorry)

Miss Marshmallower held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, February 06, 2008 to Friday, February 08, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Poking Sirens to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Serial Filler.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I can only imagine 'fire' bieng next.

    Maybe this could herald the return of 'Scout-boy' who fearlessly roasts many soft, chewy comestibles on an open fire while telling spooky stories.

    Or not.

    Tom | [ a ]
  2. This is truly disturbing. Bravo!

    Nikkers | [ a ]
  3. GODLIKE :D this one really made me laugh

    Bronko | [ a ]
  4. ::applauds s'more pun::

    burt | [ a ]
  5. Good one. I hadn't seen that one coming... I like the font a lot!

    redgirl | [ a ]
  6. That's sick. She's a cannibalistic (?) species traitor!

    solaana | [ a ]
  7. Yeah, Baby, you tell that stick who's boss.

    M.M. | [ a ]

    guy | [ a ]
  9. Didn't Miss Marshmallower have her own Saturday morning cartoon in the '80s? With her side kicks; Choco T. Goodness and Gram E. Craker.

    DanOhh | [ a ]
  10. It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man... 's wife.

    Nothing more disturbing than a malevolation of marshmellows.

    dvlfish | [ a ]
  11. Actually, she is only Miss Marshmallower and is still unmarried. Though I'm sure when Stay-Puff comes to port, he often looks her way.

    WulfBane | [ a ]
  12. Nice one. The only thing that seems missing here (and maybe I'm just sick and twisted) is little death grimaces on all the 'Mallow's she's piling on that pole.
    Presumably they have them, but they're all unfortunately facing away from us :(

    Linsel | [ a ]
  13. Er, it's really not much of a pun at all. "S'more" actually does come from "some more".

    Nice usage, yes. Pun, barely.

    Great picture, anyway!

    Superreader | [ a ]
  14. SUPERREADER: True, but what makes it a pun is that a s'more is also a marshmallowy treat and the sentence works in both ways: "You'll always want some more" and "You'll always want s'more"(referring to the afore mentioned treat). However I do stand by the fact that it was indeed a really stupid pun. :)

    sutter | [ a ]

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