Lady Lacquer

Lady Lacquer

Immune to the seduction of saturation.

She'll finish Soggubus for sure.

Lady Lacquer held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, February 12, 2008 to Tuesday, February 12, 2008, heartily vanquishing Soggubus to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Turpen Team.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Clever. Love the reflection.

    IGPDavid | [ a ]
  2. This is spot (varnish) on!

    I can't wait to hear DVLFISH point out how 'Pus 'N Boots could defeat her.


    burt | [ a ]
  3. You what I really like about this webpage? All the diverse, strong female characters. Bravo you guys! It's sweet to see Hurricandy Cane, The Clogger, and Betty Luke kick serious butt. Thanks! ---M.M.

    M.M. | [ a ]
  4. M.M- your so right! You forgot six-year-old-girl though... I know she can beat me any day...

    redgirl | [ a ]
  5. Forget the beatings, have you ever tried arguing with a six-year-old girl? They don't need logic to be right!

    M.M. | [ a ]
  6. Ha Ha Thats one SLICK Dame!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  7. The homepage is taking a long time to load now. Do you think you guys could have the main page be only the most recent 10 heroes or something?

    Thanks again for all the fun. This is one of my favorite webcomics.

    Philip | [ a ]
  8. Oh my god, I *just* got the pun in the description. Amazing.

    Philip | [ a ]

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