Conden Satyr

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Wait, if he went to Vail, would he make Mountain Dew?
DEADPOOL | [ a ]
He would star in Pun's Labyrinth!
burt | [ a ]
Turning gas to liquid - does that mean he can only shart when he's gassy?
ajob223 | [ a ]
Those nipples are funky, almost stalactite-ish. Or is that stalagmite?
Dibyo | [ a ]
Oooh I love this one, The Hero's name is great and I just love the drops of condensate forming on his hairy back! Way to go Matt!
Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
hair or feathers? I can't quite tell...
Sean | [ a ]
Love the beard, love the name! and great science puns!
M.M. | [ a ]
I can't envision a fatyr satyr
Thirty Girl | [ a ]
So grossed out..but slightly turned on?
KellDuffy | [ a ]
Ha Ha you get the Most Fattest Hero Award! Love the nips... wait did I just say that?
Trunk | [ a ]
Show me a water cylce trifecta!
Jon | [ a ]
Burt FTW!
Low | [ a ]
Julius Freezer: Brings order to liquid in troubled times.

Or not, maybe if I get a better tagline.
Tom | [ a ]
It's gone a bit quiet recently, no updates since the 14th. Who could possibly beat Conden Satyr??
Shaun S | [ a ]
Actually, Conden Satyr was posted on Friday, the 15th (even though the date says 14th). Don't worry... I suspect he'll meet his match by tomorrow ;)
bearskinrug | [ a ]