Anger Manager

Anger Manager

He quells and calms the angriest villains

He turns boiling, bitter bovines into calm, content cattle.

Anger Manager held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, February 21, 2008 to Friday, February 22, 2008, heartily vanquishing Mad Cow to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Nag.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. When quelling and calming super-powerful bovines, a lot is at steak.

    burt | [ a ]

  2. He's a real Moooooooooooood changer...

    bettsmedia | [ a ]

  3. This is much cleverer than my idea of the Cud Poisoner - That Bitter Almond Flavor just lasts and lasts!!

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  4. You are so hot. I love you, boy.

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  5. Well, this looks like Udder defeat for the Mad Cow.
    Actually, I'm not wowed by this one. Puns are all well and good, but defeating an opponent by redefining what their name means is a bit cheeky. I think I would have preferred a Sutter-ized take on a psychologist.

    Linsel | [ a ]

  6. Anger Manager is all well and good, but "What About Bob?

    Dave | [ a ]

  7. This guy makes me nervous.....

    Agree with Linsel, This hero is a bit weak in his attack. Mad cows have mental problems not social issues. Some sort of Psychologist would have fitted better!

    What's with that hairdo? I mean is he missing some skull?

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  8. Why are all you commenters behooved to make all these crappy puns?

    Robohamster | [ a ]

  9. Lol,i enjoy this site so much,though i disagree,for i can imagine a cow would have many social issues in society today,mad or otherwise.

    Darkriffs | [ a ]

  10. Mad Cow wasn't a villain! She was a hero!

    blipple bloop blop | [ a ]

  11. Brings back fond memories of "Man-Eating Cow" from The Tick!

    burt | [ a ]

  12. That isn't fair, I only clicked "Fight Evil" once. Apparently this site has it out for me again.

    Would Kevin or Sutter be so kind as to remove my TRIPLE post?

    burt | [ a ]

  13. "When quelling and calming super-powerful bovines, a lot is at steak."
    I sniggered for a very long time after reading this.

    Fabian | [ a ]

  14. Doesn't quite work. I think it's meant to be insane mad rather than angry mad.

    thisisaname | [ a ]

  15. What really makes this guy is the lowercase typeset title. So soothing!

    L | [ a ]

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