Ztainlezz Zteel held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, March 13, 2008 to Monday, March 17, 2008, heartily vanquishing Lord Byron Oxide to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Paparazzo.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Has Xciting supply of illegal fireworks. No one can stay bored, or not get their tea-drinking pinky blown off, with Xplode around!